In the past couple of weeks, two of my English classes have stopped for the summer. (Conversation classes have l o n g summer holidays.) To round off the semester, we had some book jokes, so I thought I’d share them here too.
Dave: What do you call a woman who can’t stop reading books?
Pete: Paige Turner…
Sue: What is a flea’s favourite book?
Ann: The Itch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!
Jim: I’ve just published a book on DIY!
Jim: Yes – it’s blank and it comes with a free pen…
Cedric went into a bookshop and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’
‘Go and look till you find it!’ she answered.
Ally: What happened when the bomb-sniffing dog wrote his autobiography?
Phil: It got on the bestsmeller list…
Teacher: How many books have you read in your lifetime?
Mary: I don’t know. I’m not dead yet.
Teacher: What does your history book say about the Civil War?
Alison: It doesn’t say anything. I have to read the stupid thing…
Dave: What was the name of the book about a trio of adventurous French cows?
Mark: The Three Moosketeers!
There’s a second page, too – but we’ll leave that for another time!